While Mommy was getting our breakfast ready this morning, she saw a huge, black ground spider in the corner. She called for Grandpa, and he came to kill it. But before he could get it, the spider started to run across the bathroom floor.
He was so fast! ...but I was faster! I bonked him on the head with my bill and gobbled him up! The boys didn't even see him!
Grandpa just laughed, and Mommy said, "Gross!!" but I think she was happy that the spider was gone.